Wednesday, March 15, 2006

How 'smart'

eArs gLUEd To; "move along" by The American Rejects

Lab session.

Task: Digest a sample of unleaded gunmetal and determine the zinc content by atomic absorption spectroscopy.

Me: Happily pours solution into gunmetal and brings to the fume hood to be heated up.

Lecturer: 'What's the solution you use to digest the metal?'

Me: (happily) Oh, water

Lecturer: You know the bridge made of iron, does it melt on rainy days, when in contact with water?

Ladies and gentlemen! i present to you your clever little friend..

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